Interview with Romeo and Juliet.
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Interviewer: Hi Romeo
Romeo: Hey
Interviewer: How's It going Juliet?
Juliet: Not so good, they don't have ant Szechuan sauce in hell.
Interviewer: What are you doing there, I thought you were a good person.
Juliet: Yeah, but apparently killing myself was a bad thing.
Interviewer: Well Romeo, Juliet, that's what I came here to talk about. So lets get started shall we?
Romeo: Sure
Interviewer: So Romeo, you killed yourself first, can you tell me what you were feeling.
Romeo: Well I came into the tomb and there were dead people everywhere, feel me?
Interviewer: I see.
Romeo: and then I saw Juliet and thought to myself "Oh my gosh, she's really dead and since I just killed Paris, I have no other choice."
Interviewer: Yeah I get that but can you tell me why you killed Paris in the first place?
Romeo: Yeah he was just in my way and I was already a murderer since I killed Tybalt so I just thought to myself, "screw it" and I killed him.
Interviewer: Wow that's intense.
Romeo: Yeah
Interviewer: Thank you Romeo, now Juliet, you wake up from your coma and you see Romeo dead, tell me what happens after that.
Juliet: Well I see him and Friar Lawrence was like " come be a nun with me" and I knew that I wouldn't look good in a black robe and marring Paris was no longer an option because Romeo just had to go and kill him.
Romeo: Don't blame me, he came in front of me and suicide and I just couldn't do anything else, If I didn't do anything I might have died.
Juliet: *cold stare*, Really?
Romeo: ooooooh sorry about that...
Juliet: Anyways, I was saying that I really had no other options and so I took Romeo's knife and just... stabbed myself.
Interviewers: Thank you both for coming but we are out of time for today.
See you both next time on "Interviewing the Suicidal".
OK???
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